Signature Competition

[LinkHero]

Hey guys,

I'm starting a signature competition here.
Rules:
Post anything here, but your signature must be funny.
You can flame the heck out of anyone who deserves to be flamed *cough*Trump*cough* in the signature or the post.
In case you have forgotten, the signature is right below your post. It can be modified from the Forum Profile.

[fragger]

I can offer this - it's a signature I used to use, I think maybe before you joined the club:

"If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?"

[Dweller_Benthos]

I'm no good at jokes, I had to have the last two explained to me.....

... and my current signature I stole from Futurama .....

[BinnZ]

Well, my current signature you know, and I like it so it will stay there. But thinking of Trump, I imagine this would be a funny signature:

"Don't believe it, it's fake news!" [trump-smiley]

[BinnZ]

Long messages often tend  to be unreadable  because the borders disappear behi
which makes it hard to make anything serious out of it. Often you miss the clue o
you just don't  understand what  someone had to say. It's  so frustrating knowing
missing out on something...

"Wait for the next gravitational wave"

[LinkHero]

Here's one:

I have hope for most of the people in the world. This hope comes from the fact that jellyfish have survived for 650 million years without a brain.

[nex]

i'm kinda partial to mine 

[Art Blade]

I've had mine for a long time, a Japanese proverb.

[PZ]

Mine is from Samuel Clemens - one of my favorites

[BinnZ]

My first signature on this forum is also something I still feel very related to:

"I think the key to resistance is your mind, and taught, and also your ways, and attitude. If you can be in control of all the above, there is no way anyone can break down your resistance." - Winster Spear, 1998