Funny Brand Names

[fragger]

This is one of my all-time favourite brand names - and it's a real product, not a joke thing:

Spoiler

"Start Ya Bastard" instant engine start spray. It's Australian, of course. Who else would come up with a name like that?
But the thing is, it works really well.

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[LowPolyOWG]

 

This is from Ubisoft's the crew 2.

Oh Ubisoft

[PZ]

 

[Dweller_Benthos]

That is some classic random list generation there. Pick two words from list A, two words from list B and randomly arrange them.

I can't offhand think of any products here in the US that have strange names. There is a brand of beef jerky here called Damn Good, and it's not bad, I used to eat it all the time. Then there's the hot sauce market which has all sorts of strange names. Some scatological and NSFW.

[Art Blade]

This one is from the US and their habanero chili bottled hot sauce is my favourite hot sauce and the best ever.

http://bonesuckin.com/

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[Dweller_Benthos]

Yep, stuff like that - there are ones with more extreme names than that.

[PZ]

Yeah, that is true of many of the extreme hot sauces