Jokes

[Dweller_Benthos]

Fake news.

[Art Blade]

@ D_B 

[BinnZ]

  @ both of you

[PZ]

 

[nex]

Sorry I missed out on your joke BinnZ, no's 3 and 4 have a lot of explaining to do.....    

[BinnZ]

 

[LinkHero]

One day, Aladdin rubs his magic lamp and the genie appears before him.
Genie: Today's my birthday.
Aladdin: Happy Birthday
Genie: It is also my w0#k anniversary
Aladdin : Oh. Congrats
Genie: Today's also our friendship anniversary
Aladdin : Happy friendship anniversary
Genie : Ok, thank you for the 3 wishes. Bye.
Moral of the story: Lamp Genies are quite devious. Think before you speak to them, or in their presence.

[fragger]

A guy's wife is standing in front of the mirror, looking herself over.

She sighs and says, "Honey, I look awful. I'm getting old and fat and I'm losing my looks. A compliment from you would really lift my spirits".

The guy says, "Well, there's nothing wrong with your eyesight".

[nex]

 
And I bet he's suffering from restricted eyesight after that comment 

[PZ]

 

[Art Blade]

 

[BinnZ]

 

[nex]

A number of the South Africa's african tribe allows men to have more than one wife.
For example, former SA President Jacob Zuma has six wives.

An african husband and wife were in one of SA's game reserves when they spotted
a cheeta chasing a gazelle, the woman says to her husband if he can save the gazelle
from being killed by the cheeta she will let him take a second wife.

This is what happened.....

[BinnZ]

 

[Art Blade]