Jokes

nex · April 26, 2019, 10:54:44 PM

LinkHero · April 28, 2019, 10:28:46 PM

@fragger Nice one.
Literal puns crack me up...

Since I'm at w0#k, I'll just have to pull myself together.

LinkHero · May 06, 2019, 03:30:52 AM

#1
So the trailer for Sonic the Hedgehog was released on the eve of Ramadan

Looks like he's gotta go fast
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#2
What do you call a nervous javelin thrower?

Shakespeare.
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#3
An old man was explaining to his grandson about major things that happened in his life.

"Now most people associate salsa as a Mexican condiment", he said. "But actually we loved mayonnaise". "Wow!", said the boy. "Most people don't know that in 1912 after docking in New York, the titanic's next stop was the eastern shores of Mexico. And below the deck was 15 tons of mayo. As we all know the titanic sank. Now this is why we remember this tragedy in Mexico and America every year on may fifth.. It's known as Sinco the Mayo."
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#4
What's Hitlers favourite video-game?

Mein craft.
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#5
Isaac Newton in court

"He hit me equally as hard back your honor!"
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#6
What do you call it when a russians wifi fails?

Internyet
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#7
What did the sausage say when he won the race?

I'm a weiner.
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#8
An ant walked up to me and told me a bad pun, so I squashed it.

Pun ant ended.
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Art Blade · May 06, 2019, 03:55:45 AM

I like the last one and Sinco de Mayo

PZ · May 06, 2019, 10:20:08 AM

There are a few good ones there

fragger · May 09, 2019, 04:38:36 PM

BinnZ · May 12, 2019, 10:26:10 AM

fragger · May 13, 2019, 03:49:37 PM

What kind of salve do pigs put on wounds?

Oinkment.

PZ · May 13, 2019, 08:50:29 PM

**groan**

Art Blade · May 13, 2019, 10:23:01 PM

aaargh

LinkHero · May 17, 2019, 03:08:37 AM

THis is my response to Fragger's joke.
http://www.nooooooooooooooo.com/
Here's a crappy one:

What do you call a man wit two donkeys?
Biased

fragger · May 17, 2019, 03:12:28 AM

LOL

(- at what's linked to, not the groaner, although that's good too - if "good" is the right word

)

PZ · May 17, 2019, 09:21:42 PM

Art Blade · September 15, 2019, 11:44:06 AM

An explorer at the entrance of a maze doesn't want to get lost so he gets a bag full of marbles and drops a marble every time he takes a turn, making it easy for him to retrace his steps by following the trail of marbles back out. Another guy comes past the maze's entrance, spots a marble and picks it up. He sees another marble and starts to follow the trail, picking up each marble he finds. Finally he sees the explorer at the centre of the maze and exclaims with great joy,

"I think you lost your marbles but not to worry, I gathered all of them for you!"

fragger · September 15, 2019, 07:01:03 PM