Jokes

Dweller_Benthos · February 22, 2021, 08:07:38 AM

::snort::

fragger · February 22, 2021, 02:30:54 PM

lol nex

The pub one reminded me of this: "A short cut is the longest distance between two points".

PZ · February 22, 2021, 03:46:32 PM

LinkHero · April 08, 2021, 12:21:39 AM

Quote from: fragger on May 28, 2020, 09:15:53 AM
An actor was performing in a play when the floor gave way under him and he fell through.
He's okay though, he was just going through a stage.

Someone must have told him to break a leg...

PZ · April 08, 2021, 07:33:22 AM

fragger · April 07, 2022, 09:24:05 PM

What do you call a sweaty and angry hobo?

A hot, cross bum.

Just a stupid pre-Easter joke, sorry...

Dweller_Benthos · April 08, 2022, 07:40:00 AM

I see we've slumped into Dad joke territory lol

PZ · April 08, 2022, 09:16:28 AM

nex · April 10, 2022, 02:45:37 PM

leave application

Dear Sir,

My husband had a headache this morning and accidentally took Viagra instead of Paracetamol.
Since our maid is at w0#k I can't come to the office today..........

Thank you!

PZ · April 10, 2022, 03:41:01 PM

PZ · April 17, 2022, 09:34:17 AM

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Dweller_Benthos · April 18, 2022, 07:44:58 AM

So true. I don't even need a blanket either.

nex · April 18, 2022, 02:03:31 PM

I was meditating......

fragger · April 18, 2022, 04:42:43 PM

Quote from: Dweller_Benthos on April 08, 2022, 07:40:00 AM
I see we've slumped into Dad joke territory lol

The sad thing is, I don't even have the excuse of actually being a Dad to fall back on

PZ · April 18, 2022, 07:37:28 PM

I think we're descending into "old people" joke territory, which seems appropriate since we are old people