Jokes

[Art Blade]

 

[LinkHero]

In an alternate universe, Ron Weasley got a brain transplant.

He was certainly a neuron after that.

[PZ]

 

[nex]

Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'prejudice' these days.

A customer asks: "In what aisle can I find the Polish sausage?"

The clerk asks, "Are you Polish?"

The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something.
If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?"

"Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?"

"Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?"

"Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?"

"Or if I asked for some Whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"

The clerk says: "No, I probably wouldn't."

The guy says: "Well then, because I asked for Polish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Polish?"

The clerk replies: "Because you're in Builder's Warehouse."

[PZ]

 

[Art Blade]

 

[fragger]

 

[mandru]

He needs to save face by picking up some floor polish. 

[Art Blade]

that one kicked in a few seconds after having read it.

I thought that many questions would drive the clerk up the pole.

[mandru]

 

[TheLost-Worlds]

Zoro sees a hot chick on the street!
To impress her, makes a "Z" on the building, just to impress her.
The girl: WOW!! Zuperman!

[Art Blade]

Aaargh!

[TheLost-Worlds]

The pig super aggressive in the restaurant to the waiter:
-Do you take orders today?
-Yes!
-Sit, YMF!

[Art Blade]

 

Almost as if saying to the waitress, "bitch, bring me a coffee."

[LinkHero]

She: Can you teach my son vowels? He has an exam tomorrow but I need to go out for some w0#k.

Me: Sure

She: Ayeee, I owe you for this.