Mercs Say The Darndest Things

[Dweller_Benthos]

Yeah, the barge mission, of course, I had some cheats to help me do this, but it made Frank mad.....

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[eor123]

Overheard recently:

"He can't be killed! He can't be killed!"

I've heard this hundreds of times but it still makes me chuckle and sometimes respond:

"What? Are we under attack?"

No, doofus. Someone decided to set of fireworks in a thunderstorm and the AT exploded as a  result of spontaneous combustion...and an African tetse fly coincidentally just bit you in the a$$.

[Art Blade]

My all-time favourite has always been in my signature, and it will stay there  ;D

[PZ]

My favorite of all time: "well... look what we got!" [spoken in a derisive tone]

[Art Blade]

that would be my second choice  ;D :-X

[eor123]

I keep hearing a merc yell something that sounds like, "I'm Aliiiiive!"

??

Ever notice that each time you fire a grenade launcher, a merc yells, " Oh f@#k!"

I do the same thing when they fire them at me.

[Art Blade]

I keep hearing a merc yell something that sounds like, "I'm Aliiiiive!"

Shoot him, then. And don't expect him to yell "I'm dead now!" (If he does, he's probably lying)

Ever notice that each time you fire a grenade launcher, a merc yells, " Oh f@#$!"

Yes, we have that in the funny tactics and tips topic (what a tongue twister, lol)

I do the same thing when they fire them at me.

Maybe they'll stop if you do  ;D

[eor123]

A new one:

"He's In There!"
"How convenient. Let's give him a real nice welcome."

[Art Blade]

heh, reminds me of another line (actually I don't remember the first guy's line, but the second guy's one)

guy#1 - ...
guy#2 - If he comes our way, we'll toast him real nice!

[fragger]

I never quite understood:

"We've got a live one!"

What, were they expecting to be attacked by zombies? ;D

I also like this exchange:

Merc 1: "They went and lost him!"
Merc 2: "I told you those molls were useless!"

[eor123]

I've never understood the exchange:

"Do you see anything?"

"Nah. It's too bloody hot."

Must be damn hot there.  ;D

[Art Blade]

lololol  ;D ;D ;D Same here! Neither the one fragger mentioned (never got the word "moll" right) nor the blinding heat  ;D

[eor123]

"I told you those moles are useless."

Moles are relatively blind so that might make sense.

[Dweller_Benthos]

"moll" is generally a semi-derogatory term for the girlfriend of a gangster or mob boss. So, calling someone a moll is essentially calling them a girl.

[Art Blade]

thanks D_B  :) when I looked it up, it was basically translated to "whore"

[fragger]

"Molls" or "moles" - I guess it could go either way ;D

@eor: I never got that "hot" one either... Maybe it got so hot his contact lenses melted

[eor123]

"Game Over, a$$hole!"

Love that one.  ;D

[Art Blade]

I always liked those (but I haven't played FC2 frequently in the last couple of weeks, so I may be slightly inaccurate):

"I've seen you, you piece of sh!$! You're nothing, and I'm gonna make you a whole lot less than nothing! Come on, a$$hole, fight me like a man!"

And

"Come on, sweetheart... I've got a present for you!"  ;D ;D ;D

[Art Blade]

"I told you those moles are useless."

Moles are relatively blind so that might make sense.

I've just heard that line again, yet I think I heard this:

- "They went and lost him!"
- "I told you he was more than useless."


I think the first guy must have mentioned to the second guy sometimes that our character was something like "a useless piece of sh!$" or the likes, and the second guy now tells the first guy that he obviously had underestimated "us." At least that is what I gather from what I heard.

/edited the first line.

[PZ]

I have to say that the merc lines are what make FC2 stand above most games - priceless.  :-X

[eor123]

"You've got the jitters."
"I'll give you the jitters. Shut the f@#$ up."
"Relax, man. We're all friends here."

[PZ]

"It's okay, man. We're all friends here."

This is another classic  :-X

[fragger]

Hanging around the towns seems to produce some of the most memorable dialogue. I overheard a shouting match yesterday which I've never heard before, and only caught the last couple of lines, which were something like (not exactly):

Merc 1: "You look like you were dropped on your head when you were a baby!"

Merc 2: "Come here and say that, I'll drop you!"

Merc 1: "In your dreams!"

I wish I could have made out the first few lines, but a couple of mercs closer by were talking and all I could hear was vague shouting.

[Art Blade]

hehehe, nice  ;D Happened to me, too, like too many mercs talking across each other, preventing me from understanding some of the dialogues.

[eor123]

"Hey Guys! Anyone!
Where the Hell is everyone?
Oh f@#$ me, man.
This aint happening
No bloody way this is happening
Just be cool, man."

"Its' him!
We've got you surrounded...we've got you surrounded.
My God...we're surrounded.
f@#$ it. What do I do?
Somebody help me!"