Re: Borderlands 2

[mmosu]

Binn, I've had a few funny bandit one-liners as well.  One nomad (after being shot in the head) retorted "I've been shot in the face before . . . "

Another as he hurled a grenade at me:  "Catch this . . . with yer mouth!"

[Binnatics]

I liked the screaming of a dying sewer-rat after I hurt him with my burning weapon (they are cannibals): "I smell delicious" ^-^

[Art Blade]

 

[mmosu]

  Yeah, I have heard that one come to think of it 

How about goliaths:  "Quit livin' so much!"

[Art Blade]

 :-D

I almost never understand what they're saying because either I'm too far away when I kill them (sniper) or when I'm close enough to hear them, my guns are barking a lot louder than they and theirs and for some reason, after that, they won't talk any more :-()

[Binnatics]

 :-X >:D

I also like the line spoken by some badass nomads, the ones that have strapped midgets on their huge shields. When they die, they speak out sadly "I miss my midgets" ;D

Great fun btw to shoot the ropes and free the midgets. They won't miss their boss and instead start fighting him >:D

[mmosu]

Split off of the Borderlands 2 thread for your enjoyment!  Set this area for more fun with Bandity one-liners  :-X

[Binnatics]

Heheh, good one :-X ^-^

We could also move the topic to the cuisine board; "I can taste you already" :-D ^-^

[mmosu]

Heard a few funny ones:

Goliath upon seeing you:  "Time for face love!"

Buzzard pilot getting shot:  "OWW, right in the cockpit!!"

Charging Psycho:  "SEEEEEMEN!!!!"

It's all so wrong  :-X

[Art Blade]

 :-D