Screenshots

[Art Blade]

I don't know.. we have yet to see the pics of their bones sucked dry and a D_B with a barrel for belly lying around lazily after a good meal.  :-D

[fragger]

 :-D

Cool pics, you guys :-X I like the one of Mr. Boulder Head :-()

[Art Blade]

Something I always wanted to do.. surprise those target-practising clowns by adding a mine to their target.
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Big new Bullseye, big badaboom  :-D Unfortunately for them, they won't be telling that story to anyone.
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[Dweller_Benthos]

Oh man, I am so going to try that next time I see some target practice yahoos. Wasn't aware you could stick mines places, I thought you could only toss them on the ground. But, do they set it off, or do you have to?

[Art Blade]

they're not going to hit an open barn door, so you've got to do it for them. Not a bad thing in case you want to time a screenshot..  :-() By the way, an excellent place for mines is a door frame, about waist or head height.. anyone who walks through.. bears, for that matter, count too (happened to me once, I couldn't believe what was lying in the entrance) :-D

[PZ]

 :-X   you guys are definitely clever in your experimentation!

[Art Blade]

 :-()

By the way, mines don't stick to animals. They made it very clear.. ouch.. :-D

[Dweller_Benthos]

Cool, I did kill a bear with a mine once, but just dropped it in front of him while backing away quickly.

[Art Blade]

let's see how the target practice looks in slow motion..  :-D

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[PZ]

   probably need to start a dumb Rakyat topic

[mandru]

 

Great schtick Art if you'll excuse my Yiddish.

Now if you could link those shots together in an .mpeg and use them as an avatar...  Golden!  :-X

[PZ]

That's a great idea - an animated gif

[Art Blade]

no, me using an animated avatar would drive us all crazy, remember you'll see more than 16,600 of them (all of my posts..)  :-D

Just to be clear about the "slide show" above, I fired my pistol and set off the explosives. Those three clowns whom you'll find anywhere at random are either using blanks or can't hit an elephant even if you glue their muzzles to it.

[fragger]

Back massage, Rakyat style.

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Welcome to the annual Rook Islands Motor Show!

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One bunch of bananas...

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Two bunches of bananas...

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Three bunches of bananas...

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Oh hell - come Mr. Tallyman, tally me banana!

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Gravity Guns! Or rather, antigravity guns.

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Found mandru's mystery lamp! 'Tis the light that moveth o'er the Face of the Waters.

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This - is an ex-Bird Of Paradise!

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mandru wrote about this a while back, the aftermath of the Rakyat Trial to shoot down choppers. Those are all ex-helicopters down there.

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This bear ran down a chicken, then just walked away and left it. What sort of self-respecting bear goes after a chicken? Wuss... I dub thee Sir Teddy.

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Someone has to stand up for the underchicken! Take that, tough guy!

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[Dweller_Benthos]

LOL! Good ones fragger!

Now, after a few of the Buck missions, I really wanted to get him where it hurts....

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Unfortunately, he's impervious.

[PZ]

 :-X

I love you guys sense of humor!

[Art Blade]

nice shots, fragger 
And D_B, I tried the same 

[mandru]

Cool shots guys.  :-X

fragger after seeing the size of the debris field of chopper bits you left behind made me a bit nervous.  I made a trip back to the Rakyat trial rock on that hill top and was somewhat relieved that my name was still up on it.  ;)


Oddly enough instead of the bright white lettering that was present when it was freshly posted my user name had faded to a dull bluish color.

Seeing that fading away reminded me of the Roman's who crowned their heroes with freshly picked and crafted laurel wreaths and proclaimed their deeds to all.  Kind of like a key to the city the wreaths signified to the people both high and common that they had someone among them to admire and shower with drink and food and it was party time to the max for a couple days anywhere the hero went.  But inevitably a hero's wreath starts to tatter and fall apart if they "rest on their laurels" too long.

A wreath in too ratty of condition was more likely to draw belligerent questions like "so, what have you done lately?" instead of another cup of wine.

So, it's probably time for someone to come along and steal my wreath as king of that hill.  Eh?  :-D

[fragger]

fragger after seeing the size of the debris field of chopper bits you left behind made me a bit nervous.  I made a trip back to the Rakyat trial rock on that hill top and was somewhat relieved that my name was still up on it.  ;)

You won't ever see my name on any of those because I always play offline. I don't know if my Rakyat trial results get uploaded to Uplay should I login to it, but if so, your fears may be realised - after doing that mission my Uplay name (fragger1960) appeared at the top of the list and on the rock. First time ever! I can't remember what my score was on that Trial, alas.

But seeing as how I haven't logged on to Uplay for some time, the scores at my end are way out of date, so it's very likely you're still the king of the hill.

But inevitably a hero's wreath starts to tatter and fall apart if they "rest on their laurels" too long.

Excellent, I love finding out where expressions like that come from! Cheers :-X :)

[Dweller_Benthos]

One for Fragger (best of both worlds?   )

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... and one for the rest of us....

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I am so, so, soooo sorry.......   

And now, the magical floating bowl of magic fire

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[PZ]

  :-X :-X  definitely a +1!

[fragger]

(sigh) I'm never gonna live that down, am I...

[PZ]

Well, at least D_B is sorry! 

I have to admit that fragger's line was the most memorable OWG quote of all time.  Thanks Art, for pointing it out 

[Art Blade]

I guess I'll have to live with that, too, fragger  :-() :-() :-()

[TheStranger]

I have to admit that fragger's line was the most memorable OWG quote of all time.  Thanks Art, for pointing it out 

Which quote? I am too dumb to find it   :(